At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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