your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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