We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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