If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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