Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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