i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
