New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
