Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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