Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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