Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
is that a dick in a sweater?
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