he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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