i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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