she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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