dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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