Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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