First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Randomize
