put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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