3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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