the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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