I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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