She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
