I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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