I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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