The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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