Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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