yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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