Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just want nice things and good sex
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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