The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
