sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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