My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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