Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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