Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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