? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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