wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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