I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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