so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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