i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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