In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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