Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just come out here and I will go home with you...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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