You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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