So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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