I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
