the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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