she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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