I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
