i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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