So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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