when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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