Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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