their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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