stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
That accounts for only three of the penises
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
