Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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