let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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