You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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