You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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