what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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